Who's ready to get DUFFED?
Duffman says this costume is sweet.
Ooh Yeaaaah!
Barry Duffman here to share the Duff love and help people become Duffman!
Here's the secret to making your own Duffman costume. Ooh Yeaaaah!
"Duffman says a lot of things!
Ooh, yeah!"
Step One: Refer to yourself only in the third person. This makes Duffman feel more important and not responsible for things he says.
Duffman can say things like.
- "Are you ready for some Duff Love?"
- "Duffman wholeheartedly supports the designated driver program.
Now! Who wants to Party!" - Duffman's favorite
"Duffman thrusting in the direction of the problem"
Step Two: Practice your "Ooh Yeahs!" and Pelvic Thrusts (Do extra thrusts when you hear your song "Oh Yeah" by Yellow)
"Are you ready for some Duff love?!?!?"
Step Three: Get the Duff essentials
How to make a Duffman Costume
Things Needed
- pair of sunglasses
- red hat
- 6 pack of soda
- metallic silver spray paint
- white boots
- red underwear
- white latex gloves
- blue sweat pants or compression pants
- sleeveless blue shirt or compression shirt
- insulating foam sealant
- luggage strap
- 36" by 48" red cloth
- self seal velcro squares
- drill
- 3/8 inch drill bit
- Iron-On Transfer Paper for Dark Fabrics
- Full-Sheet mailing labels
- printer
Method
- Duffman Hat:
Print out the duffman hat logo onto the mailing label.
Cut out the label and place it on the red hat.
- Duff Beers:
Open the sodas slightly to let out some air pressure but do not fully open the cans.
Drill a hole with the 3/8 inch drill bit into the bottom of the can.
Empty out the soda.
Fill up the bottom of the can with the insulating foam sealant* *Duff Warning- The foam expands. ALOT. So make sure not to over fill the can. After shaking the can, I filled up the cans for about 90 seconds.
After about 45 minutes the cans will harden. Spray paint the cans with the metallic silver spray paint.
Print out the Duff Beer labels onto the mailing label and stick them onto the cans.
- Duffman Beer Belt:
Adjust the luggage strap*
*You might need to cut one end and retape it if it's too long.
Put velcro on the back of the Duff beers.
Put velcro on the beer belt (about 3 inches apart).
- Duffman Shirt
Print out the duffman logo onto a T-shirt transfer.
Cut out the T-shirt transfer.
Iron on the T-shirt transfer onto the sleeveless blue shirt.
*Duff Warning- Make sure you have some Duff muscles.
Don't be an embarrassment to Duffman and have arms like hotdogs.
Do Duff pushups if you need to.
- Duffman Underwear
You can stuff your shorts. Duffman doesn't.
It's all Duff down there. Ooh Yeah!
- Duffman Boots
- Duffman Pants
- Duffman Cape
Fold the top end of the red cloth to 12 inches and cut the sides off.
Print out the Duffman logo onto a T-shirt transfer.
Cut out the T-shirt transfer.
Iron on the T-shirt transfer onto the red cape.
Time to party. Ooh Yeah!
"Duff Beer for me!
Duff Beer for you!
I'll have a Duff,
You have one too!"
Try out the new Duff products.
Duff Reserve Malt Lika - a fashionable and inexpensive way to get wasted and build your street cred. Tastes so gooooood, makes you want to slap your momma. Ooh yeah!
Duffman representin' thug life. - Partizzle with Snoopizle and Duffizle - Ooh Yeah!
Don't forget to pour some out for the hommies. Rest in Peace "Bleeding Gums" Murphy, Frank Grimes and Springfield's favorite trick Maude Flanders.
See you at the crossroads, crossroads, crossroads....And I'm gonna miss everybody
"Do the Duff" - Ooh yeah!
Duff Bull - one taste of this mind mutilating mayhem will make your head spin and say things like KaBoom and Pow! It's so hardcore it's banned in 15 states. Makes you invisible and have uncontrollable urges to head butt babies and punt kittens.
For those of you, needing an extra boost.
Try Duff Extreme - Drinking it will give you the feeling of being a gorilla riding a raging bull while dunking a basketball in a lightning storm.
Remember to drink duff responsibly and never let friends chug alone.
"Everything going dark, like Duff Stout."
Don't worry "Duffman can never die, only the actors who play him. Ooh yeah!"